Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Mousetrap!

took this from friendster (skang takde idea nak menulis laa)

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package; what food might it contain?

He was aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap!

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There is a mouse trap in the house, there is a mouse trap in the house.

"The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me; I cannot be bothered by it.

"The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mouse trap in the house."

"I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I can do about it but pray; be assured that you are in my prayers.

"The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse trap; am I in grave danger, Duh?"

So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the farmer's mouse trap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital.

She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many people came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

Friday, July 22, 2005

bastard..

A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.

"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's gone too far, and he
deserves the title."

"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to call a person. But maybe you have your own reasons to call him that. Tell me
about it so that I can help you."

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my
hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"

"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard". That means he doesnt want to separate from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged my shoulder..."

"Was he as this close to you and did he hug you like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to and hugging me now"

"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Did he kiss you like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like how you're kissing me now.""If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant call him "Bastard".
That means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobie, Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"

"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he protects you"

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."

"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like now......"

"He still doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard,because it means he wanna learn about your body completely"

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..."

"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"

"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"

"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he needs you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#)(&$)(BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!"

All the staff outside were shocked to hear the psychiatrist screaming......

p/s: moral of the story... jangan mengongkek merata2..

Monday, July 11, 2005

Monday Blues

world....

wut a boring monday... mmg hari isnin nih mood bekerja kurengg sikit.. plus i've finished all of my work and now waiting for new program / task.. wut else to do.. so ive decided to update my beloved blog..

actually i dont have anything interesting to tell u guys.. aaa i went to af3 6th concert at malawati stadium in shah alam hehehe.. demam tak deman mana laa tapi panas gak nih.. jimmy yezza was sitting in front of me :) tapi cuak gak takut dia paling belakanng terus interbiu aku.. tak pasal2 masuk tv.. amylea was fantastic... nak nangis rasa.. and marsha too.. but i think marsha will have problems when she sing songs that will not suite her voice.. dont u think so..?

after the concert i asked TM to drop me at hilton.. suka plak tgk live band skang.. and rasa diri dah tua sikit coz tak pegi tpt2 clubbing.. nampak cam profesional la sikit sitting on a table and had a glass of 'coke'.. tak terkinja2 cam budak2 hip hop haha..

to FATHI ( if u read this..) lain kali kunci kete tuh letak kt tempat senonoh sikit.. aku kene tumpang koneng gi kerja hari ni coz fathi misplaced his car keys and blocked my car.. aku rasa nak tolak je kete ko thi supaya aku dapat kuarkan kete.. demit..

okla.. semoga berjumpa di hari dan waktu yang sama.. chiow..

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

IM BACK

hiiiii...!!!!
its been a while since i last visited this blog .. the last entry was wrote on nov 09, 2004.. mmm 8 mths is quite sumtime.. "wut took u so long to come back!!!!" .. haha got no time in the office to write.. where else do i have internet connection... n why am i starting to write again... just because i dun wan to miss any interesting part of my life and i need to keep it somewhere...

last nite me n K went to PJ Hilton.. there is a new band playing there .. not a bad group but not good enough comparing to headwind (headwind is the residence artist (betul ke nih haha belasah laa..) playing at PJ Hilton last month.. and also their former singer is zainal alam kadir.. no laa.. zainal abidin PUTERI..) now this group (TAKE 5 i think) is the band playing for this month.. D called me at 12am and forced me to come.. nasib baik ada K .. i'm not going to such places alone ;) but the interesting part for me last night was when they played dangdut... mak aii the singer buat gelek gerudi... gerekk seyyy... and she went to one the man at this table and 'gelek atas tangan mamat tu'.. on the table.. mmg iman bergoyang dgn kuat semalam haha... even D's friend danced with the singer.. nasib baik aku keje esoknya.. takleh gedik2 hehe.. went back at 1.30am.. end of story..

had lunch with KJ and the rest of Abapers... to celebrate KJ's bday.. went to KFC near UM.. quite nice and spacious.. during lunch sessi menganyam ketupat pun dilaksanakan haha.. kutuk mr.R.. there is no need to tell u guys about mr.R.. kay..

the time now is 7.30.. at 8.30 sharp i must be at home.. aaa tau takpe.. got this weird fever going on hehe... nasiblaa nak buat camne.. layankan je laa...

oppss.. b4 i go.. got this one last story to tell.. i was stopped by a police car in UM after the lunch... wahhh... pak guard UM ada patrol car.. demm... siap bagi highlight and nyalakan siren... must be his ambition when he was a kid to be a policeman driving a patrol car.. takyah laa bersungguh2 pakcik nak tahan saya.. kalau saya tak berhenti pun pakcik nak kejar sampai mana..sampai menara..? maybe he thought that im a UM student yg melanggar traffic light.. and another strange thing.. dalam UM ada traffic light.. cess... mana nak perasan...

ayiem just called me.. just arrived from australia.. he is one of my best buddy back in uniten.. set to meet him tomorrow... ok guys... time is almost 8..
-AFUNDI AMYLEA-